Love Cards

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Our snarky, sarcastic + occasionally sweet love greeting cards highlight the hilarious realities of long term relationships.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / packaged in cellophane bag

Made in Canada

You make me drip

$5.00

Love is trusting me to cut your hair during a pandemic greeting card

Trusting to cut hair

$5.00

Take off your clothes

$5.00

Sweatpants look sexy

$5.00

If we can survive the pandemic with children, we can survive anything love greeting card

Survive pandemic with children

$5.00

Started dinner

$5.00

Screen time is our love language dogs greeting card

Screen time love language, dogs

$5.00

Screen time is our love language cats greeting card

Screen time love language, cats

$5.00

Never shared a bed with you

$5.00

Greatest love story

$5.00

Food love language

$5.00

Flowers are nice but

$5.00

We survived the pandemic and so did our relationship love greeting card

Elbow bump

$5.00

Earplugs

$5.00

Nothing turns me on more than when you say, let me do the dishes tonight love greeting card

Do dishes tonight

$5.00

All you get is this card

$5.00

You're the best first husband I can ever ask for love greeting card

Best first husband ever

$5.00

Marriage: asking each other what you want for dinner until you die love greeting card

Asking about dinner

$5.00

I totally text you when I'm on the toilet love greeting card

Text you on the toilet

$5.00

Netflix and chill

$5.00

Made cute kids together

$5.00

Do crazy shit with

$5.00

Love is killing each other softly with farts greeting card

Love is farts

$5.00

Love is peeing

$4.00 $5.00