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Our snarky, sarcastic + occasionally sweet love greeting cards highlight the hilarious realities of long term relationships.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / packaged in cellophane bag

Made in Canada

You make me drip love greeting card

You make me drip

$5.00

Love is trusting me to cut your hair during a pandemic greeting card

Trusting to cut hair

$5.00

Don't bother reading the inside, just take off your clothes love greeting card

Take off your clothes

$5.00

You make sweatpants look sexy love greeting card

Sweatpants look sexy

$5.00

If we can survive the pandemic with children, we can survive anything love greeting card

Survive pandemic with children

$5.00

Nothing says romance like, I've started dinner love greeting card

Started dinner

$5.00

Screen time is our love language dogs greeting card

Screen time love language, dogs

$5.00

Screen time is our love language cats greeting card

Screen time love language, cats

$5.00

Whoever said relationships are 50/50 have never shared a bed with you greeting card

Never shared a bed with you

$5.00

The world's greatest love story: I'll put the kids to bed tonight love greeting card

Greatest love story

$5.00

Food is our love language greeting card

Food love language

$5.00

Flowers are nice but when you fill the tank, I really swoon

Flowers are nice but

$5.00

We survived the pandemic and so did our relationship love greeting card

Elbow bump

$5.00

The secret to a lasting relationship is... earplugs love greeting card

Earplugs

$5.00

Nothing turns me on more than when you say, let me do the dishes tonight love greeting card

Do dishes tonight

$5.00

Our relationship outlasted the pandemic and all you get is this card love greeting card

All you get is this card

$5.00

You're the best first husband I can ever ask for love greeting card

Best first husband ever

$5.00

Marriage: asking each other what you want for dinner until you die love greeting card

Asking about dinner

$5.00

I totally text you when I'm on the toilet love greeting card

Text you on the toilet

$5.00

Marriage is Netflix and chill taken literally love greeting card

Netflix and chill

$5.00

I'm so glad we made cute kids together love greeting card

Made cute kids together

$5.00

There's no one I'd rather do crazy shit with than you like raise children love greeting card

Do crazy shit with

$5.00

Love is killing each other softly with farts greeting card

Love is farts

$5.00

Love is peeing with the door open greeting card

Love is peeing

$5.00

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