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Love Cards

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Our snarky, sarcastic + occasionally sweet love greeting cards highlight the hilarious realities of long term relationships.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / packaged in cellophane bag

Made in Canada

Love is killing each other softly with farts greeting card

Love is farts

$4.50 CAD

You're the best first husband I can ever ask for love greeting card

Best first husband ever

$4.50 CAD

Marriage: asking each other what you want for dinner until you die love greeting card

Asking about dinner

$4.50 CAD

I totally text you when I'm on the toilet love greeting card

Text you on the toilet

$4.50 CAD

Love is peeing with the door open greeting card

Love is peeing

$4.50 CAD

I'm so glad we made cute kids together love greeting card

Made cute kids together

$4.50 CAD

Love is warming my feet up at night greeting card

Love is warm feet

$4.50 CAD

There's no one I'd rather do crazy shit with than you like raise children love greeting card

Do crazy shit with

$4.50 CAD

Love is shaving your back hair greeting card

Love is shaving

$4.50 CAD

Marriage is Netflix and chill taken literally love greeting card

Netflix and chill

$4.50 CAD

Our mutual hate of things is what keeps us together love greeting card

Mutual hate of things

$4.50 CAD

You're the wasabi to my sushi love greeting card

Wasabi to my sushi

$4.50 CAD

We lasted another orbit around the sun, high five anniversary greeting card

Lasted another orbit

$4.50 CAD

You're the best thing in my life other than me love greeting card

Best thing in my life

$4.50 CAD

You're the hot dog to my buns love greeting card

Hot dog to my buns

$4.50 CAD

You're the sprinkles to my doughnut love greeting card

Sprinkles to my doughnut

$4.50 CAD

Love is cheap eats qualifying for date night love greeting card

Love is cheap eats

$4.50 CAD

You're the best person I could have settled for love greeting card

Best person settled for

$4.50 CAD

You're the best first wife I can ever ask for

Best first wife ever

$4.50 CAD

Inside joke: the glue that holds us together love greeting card

Inside jokes

$4.50 CAD

We are dysfunctionally functional love greeting card

Dysfunctionally functional

$4.50 CAD

I love you despite your browser history love greeting card

Despite browser history

$4.50 CAD

Love is finding your hobbies endearing greeting card

Love is hobbies

$4.50 CAD

You're the peanut butter to my jelly love greeting card

Peanut butter to my jelly

$4.50 CAD

You're the icing to my cupcake love greeting card

Icing to my cupcake

$4.50 CAD

You're the spice to my rub love greeting card

Spice to my rub

$4.50 CAD

I'm so glad to be with someone who shares the same point of view: mine! love greeting card

Same point of view

$4.50 CAD