Birthday Cards
Our snarky, sarcastic + occasionally sweet birthday greeting cards poke fun at aging + the joys of getting old.
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / envelope seal / packaged in cellophane sleeve
Made in Canada

Happy 29th again
$5.50


Holy dog poo
$5.50

You were cool once
$5.50

You're vintage game boy
$5.50

You're a fossil
$5.50


Dark days of dial-up
$3.75 $5.50

Terrible songs radio
$3.75 $5.50

VHS stands for
$5.50

Like cake with candles
$5.50

Asked for ID awesome
$5.50

Friend worth the effort
$3.75 $5.50

Studies have shown
$5.50

Aside from hammer pants
$5.50

Aside from Atari
$5.50

Born in the 90s
$5.50



Peaking in your 40s
$5.50

Since you're not into birthdays
$3.75 $5.50


Cake is nice but...
$3.75 $5.50

Claim to be
$3.75 $5.50