Birthday Cards

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Our snarky, sarcastic + occasionally sweet birthday greeting cards poke fun at aging + the joys of getting old.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / envelope seal / packaged in cellophane sleeve

Made in Canada

Happy 29th again

$5.50

Congrats you're one year closer to your seniors' discount birthday greeting card

Closer to seniors' discount

$5.50

Holy shit it's your birthday dog pooping greeting card

Holy dog poo

$5.50

You were cool once

$5.50

You're vintage game boy

$5.50

Paleontologists discovered a new fossil today... but enough about your birthday greeting card

You're a fossil

$5.50

Hangovers last more than a day

$5.50

Dark days of dial-up

$3.75 $5.50

You know you're old when you don't recognize half the songs on the radio and they're terrible birthday greeting card

Terrible songs radio

$3.75 $5.50

VHS stands for

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Would you like some cake with your candles birthday greeting card

Like cake with candles

$5.50

You know you're old when getting asked for ID is awesome birthday greeting card

Asked for ID awesome

$5.50

'A' for effort. I'm glad you're a friend that is totally worth the effort of a birthday card

Friend worth the effort

$3.75 $5.50

Studies have shown

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Aside from hammer pants

$5.50

Aside from Atari

$5.50

Born in the 90s

$5.50

Turns out people born in your month are pretty brilliant birthday greeting card

Turns out, people born your month

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This is not a birthday card

$5.50

Peaking in your 40s

$5.50

Since you're not into birthdays

$3.75 $5.50

Birthdays, books better together

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Cake is nice but...

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Claim to be

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