Christmas Cards
Our snarky + sarcastic Christmas greeting cards celebrate the joys + the horrors of the holiday season.
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / envelope seal / packaged in cellophane sleeve
Made in Canada


Ho ho ho-jeng-ah!
$5.50

Unwrap Christmas joy
$5.50


Sing dan fai lok
$5.50

Make good decisions
$5.50

Holiday movies on VHS
$5.50




Play holiday bingo
$5.50

Old white dude
$5.50

Send naughty boys
$5.50

Send naughty girls
$5.50

Run out of fucks
$5.50

Colours of wine
$5.50

Venn Christmas joy
$5.50

Gift you told me to buy
$5.50




A holiday family photo
$5.50

Four main food groups
$5.50


Never have a Zoom party again
$3.50 $5.50



Holiday movie bingo
$5.50

Hugs hugs hugs
$5.50

You seem like the type
$5.50

Holy dog poo Christmas
$5.50

What the world needs
$5.50


Not ask an old white dude
$3.50 $5.50


Keto, the real war
$3.00 $5.00

Filthy animal
$5.50


Dear Santa, naughty girls
$3.50 $5.50


Dear Santa, naughty boys
$3.50 $5.50

Adulting wishlist
$3.00 $5.00

White Christmas
$3.50 $5.50

Sanity
$3.50 $5.50

Red and white
$3.50 $5.50

Pro-tip co-workers
$3.50 $5.00

Make bad decisions
$3.00 $5.00

Holy tinsel
$3.00 $5.00