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Christmas Cards

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Our snarky + sarcastic Christmas greeting cards celebrate the joys + the horrors of the holiday season.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") / blank inside
Printed on FSC-certified 100lb uncoated stock / recycled brown kraft envelope / packaged in cellophane bag

Made in Canada

If Donald Trump can be president, then Santa can be real Christmas greeting card

Donald Trump

$5.00 CAD

Wishing you a white Christmas in a totally non racist kind of way greeting card

White Christmas

$5.00 CAD

A few fucks for when you run out of them this Christmas greeting card

A few fucks

$5.00 CAD

Red and white the colours of wine and Christmas greeting card

Red and white

$5.00 CAD

Peace love joy and elastic pants Christmas greeting card

Elastic pants

$5.00 CAD

Venn joy Christmas greeting card

Venn joy

$5.00 CAD

Holiday bingo Christmas greeting card

Holiday bingo

$5.00 CAD

Don't ask old white dude to grant us things Christmas greeting card

Not ask an old white dude

$5.00 CAD

All I want is to be blissfully unaware of US politics again Christmas greeting card

Blissfully unaware

$5.00 CAD

Naughty or nice none of your business you judgemental bitch Christmas greeting card

Naughty or nice

$5.00 CAD

Holy shit it's Christmas greeting card

Dog poo

$5.00 CAD

Every time you regift an elf loses his job Christmas greeting card

Elf loses job

$5.00 CAD

Santa's gone digital he knows your browser history Christmas greeting card

Santa's gone digital

$5.00 CAD

Big shovel for all this holiday bullshit Christmas greeting card

Big shovel

$5.00 CAD

Emoji Christmas story greeting card

Emoji Christmas story

$5.00 CAD

Cotton headed ninny muggins Christmas greeting card

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

$5.00 CAD

May you find your sanity this holiday season Christmas greeting card

Sanity

$5.00 CAD

Santa Claus the original hipster Christmas greeting card

Santa original hipster

$5.00 CAD

Keto, the real war on Christmas greeting card

Keto, the real war

$5.00 CAD

I hope you enjoy this gift that you told me to buy for you Christmas greeting card

Told me to buy for you

$5.00 CAD

Holy tinsel it's Christmas greeting card

Holy tinsel

$5.00 CAD

May your holiday be full of beer Christmas greeting card

Full of beer

$5.00 CAD

Merry Christmas you filthy animal greeting card

Filthy animal

$5.00 CAD

My presence is present enough Christmas greeting card

Presence is present enough

$5.00 CAD

May you find your Christmas spirit in the liquor cabinet greeting card

Christmas spirit liquor

$5.00 CAD

List of naughty boys Christmas greeting card

Dear Santa, naughty boys

$5.00 CAD

Hope you like more than candy canes this Christmas greeting card

Lick more than candy canes

$5.00 CAD

Instead of an impersonal group text I got you this card Christmas greeting card

Impersonal group text

$5.00 CAD

Most expensive part of Christmas is all the wine you have to drink greeting card

Wine you have to drink

$5.00 CAD

Secret Santa is the act of regifting something shitty Christmas greeting card

Secret Santa

$5.00 CAD

It's the holidays make bad decisions Christmas greeting card

Make bad decisions

$5.00 CAD

Emoji Santa story Christmas greeting card

Emoji Santa story

$5.00 CAD

When co-workers start to look attractive it's time to go home Christmas greeting card

Pro-tip co-workers

$5.00 CAD

Venn made the cut Christmas greeting card

Venn made the cut

$5.00 CAD

Don we now our gay apparel Christmas greeting card

Don we now our gay apparel

$5.00 CAD

Find peace and harmony with carbs Christmas greeting card

Peace and harmony with carbs

$5.00 CAD

Socially obligated to spend time with people you don't like Christmas greeting card

Social obligation

$5.00 CAD

Team bonding goes from optional to mandatory Christmas greeting card

Team bonding

$5.00 CAD

Enjoy family dinner without judgement Christmas greeting card

Holiday goals family dinner

$5.00 CAD

Silent night has never met your family Christmas greeting card

Silent night

$5.00 CAD

Scrooge the hero we all want Christmas greeting card

Scrooge the hero

$5.00 CAD

Lying to your kids Christmas greeting card

Lying to your kids

$5.00 CAD

Pretend you're drunk and tell your family how you really feel Christmas greeting card

Pretend you're drunk

$5.00 CAD

Merry indulginginshittynetflix Christmas greeting card

Merry indulginginshittynetflix

$5.00 CAD

Cut hang kiss with consent Christmas greeting card

Cut hang kiss with consent

$5.00 CAD

Debt rhymes with Christmas greeting card

Debt rhymes with Christmas

$5.00 CAD

Please excuse my gift due to crushing student debt Christmas greeting card

Crushing student debt

$5.00 CAD

All is loud, all is blurry Christmas greeting card

Loud and blurry

$5.00 CAD

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